Thursday, March 11, 2010

From the Mouths of Babes

Pt: "I need my pills, man. I lost them or somebody stole them."

SS: "Who would steal your medicine, sir?"

Pt: "Oh, uh, it was a black kid, yeah some black kid. Or the EMTs."

SS: [skeptical stare]

Pt: "Yeah, well, I remember watching all the bottles spill out of my pants."

SS: "You keep your medication in your pants??"

Pt: "Can I have my dilaudid now?"

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