Well, med school sure did get busy there for a while. I wish I could claim that I spent the last month and a half elucidating the intricacies of Chédiak-Higashi Syndrome or memorizing the effects of each and every cytokine, but the truth is that even if I had, those nuggets of knowledge would already be forgotten.
As always, the most memorable lessons come straight out of the ER.
Like, when you flee the bank with the bundles of cash you just stole, resist the temptation to stuff the bills down the front of your pants.
When those explosive dye packs go off, they're going to damage some pretty valuable real estate.
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