Med Student Heal Thyself

For the record, I probably do not have an abdominal aortic anneursym.

I do, however, have a funny, recurring, pusatile sensation in my left lower quadrant.

Combine that with a a heightened sense of medical curiosity secondary to the elevated ignorance of a first year medical student, and you get several intriguing, bizarre, and universally fatal self-diagnoses.

It's kinda fun.