EMT: This young lady is here for an uncontrollable nose bleed.
RN: I don't see any blood.
EMT: You can't see the large clots she's passing? The endless stream of blood? That's why the nursing home called 911.
Pt: I noticed a spot of blood on the toilet paper when I blew my nose.
RN: Is that Charmin?
1 comment:
You brought so many nursing home stupid transports back to mind!!!LMAO
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