As the triage nurse assessed the patient, her questions were met with a high-pitched, singsongy voice and a perpetually bug-eyed stare.
RN: "Sir, do you know where you are?"
Pt: "Of course! I'm at Big City ED! I LOVE YOU GUYS!"
RN: "Do you feel like hurting yourself or others?"
Pt: "No! You guys are the greatest! I LOVE YOU!"
RN: "What's bothering you right now?"
Pt: "NOTHING! I feel FANTASTIC!"
With that much love for the ED staff, we knew he had to be on some pretty good stuff, so we weren't surprised when his tests came back positive for GHB. Figures it would take a self-induced date rape drug for anyone to be happy to see us.