Jersey Shore Chic

Mad props to the visitor of the patient in Bed 5 last night. Despite the cold, despite the snow, this guy was willing to make the ultimate sacrifice to race to the ED as quickly as possible.

That's right, after a full day of gym/tan/laundry, this studly family member rushed to put on his designer jeans, stylish jacket, and gold chains, hastily gelled his hair, and flew out the door without even noticing he had forgotten his shirt.

What were a couple frosted chest hairs when compared to the seconds wasted by covering up his pectorals?

We in the ED salute you, Walking Around Shirtless in the Emergency Room With Your Jacket Unbuttoned In The Middle of Winter Guy. If only Snooki were in Bed 6...