Friday, September 5, 2008

It's Only a Flesh Wound

Somehow the most interesting cases always seem to come in on my nights off.  

Case in point: a guy shot himself in the penis the other night.  

A definitive version of how this event unfolded never surfaced, but my sources speculate that it occurred while the unfortunate gentleman was reaching for his ill-placed piece.  Don't worry, though, it wasn't through and through.  The bullet merely grazed his penis.

I now have a very difficult story to top at cocktail parties. 

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