Thursday, September 11, 2008

A Simple Request

Dear Citizens of the Big City,

On nights when I have to wake for 0830 classes, could you kindly refrain from revving your engines, crashing your cars, blasting your music, getting into fights, and shouting obscenities at each other directly below my bedroom window?

On nights when I work until 0400, however, please feel free to participate in any of the above mentioned activities; I look forward to seeing you in the ER.

Sincerely yours,

Second Shift

1 comment:

EE said...

Haha, I feel you.