The patient, found initially unresponsive at the side of the road, insisted that we lock everything up. The only problem: we weren't sure if we could find it all. The cash was stuffed everywhere.
In total, almost a thousand dollars found mostly in small bills, 17 credit cards, and two recently-filled bottles of prescription pain medication missing far too many pills. Initially, we were concerned about ingestion, but a negative tox screen quickly and unsurprisingly confirmed where all that money had likely come from.