Monday, November 23, 2009

Punching Out

Preparing to fight my way through the battlefield of modern air travel this morning. I can't wait to brave the endless lines, strip down to my knickers at security, receive bruises and lacerations while fighting for the last inch of overhead storage space, and breath recycled H1N1-laden air as I fly home for the Thanksgiving holiday. Better have the trauma team on standby for when I land.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Don't bring anything valuable. TSA will either mangle it or steal it. I hate those jackbooted fascists...I mean, in general I have no issue with law enforcement, but TSA is just the most ineffective bunch of creeps on the planet and I deeply despise them.

Have a safe flight!