Sunday, December 6, 2009

Future Leaders of America

Lost count of the number of drunk, sloppy, tragic, vomit-covered, sobbing, bro-tastic, bile-stained and/or belligerent underage college students who paid the ED a visit this weekend.

After the umpteenth "Yes you're drunk no you can't leave yes you have to breathalyze no we're not the cops yes this sucks no you shouldn't say that about peoples' mothers" conversation of the evening, they all start to blend together.

Except of course the nearly unresponsive girl whose father was an ED attending at Out of State Hospital and drove a considerable distance to pick his daughter up. He must have been so proud.

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