Happy New Year!

To everyone planning to ring in the New Year tonight, a word of advice based on a recent patient of mine: if you're an 18 year old punk who weighs a buck twenty tops, it's probably not a good idea to pick a fight with a bouncer (and lose), only to later pick a fight with a cop (and lose), and then finally pick a fight with the medic trying to treat you.

Stay safe, and remember the holidays are much more fun to celebrate outside the ER.