Somebody must have been seriously watering down the drinks tonight.
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Dark Horse
In a shocking upset, Sweet Caroline surpassed all expectations as she staggered through her victory lap after winning Best Performance in the Amateur EtOHer event tonight. Fending off surprisingly weak challengers Sweatervest, Snot Rocket, and Ashtray, all lightweight members of Team Frat-tastic, Sweet Caroline sobbed her way to the finish by breathalyzing a whopping 0.165.
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