Sunday, August 30, 2009

Back in Business

Even though I had a great time vacationing away from the Big City for the past week, I knew there was part of me that secretly missed the ER.

During my first shift back last night, I opened the door to an exam room and discovered an older woman lying on a stretcher.  Our eyes met, and she suddenly began screaming for the whole department to hear:

"Get me some ice chips!  My vagina is on fire!"

It felt good to know that nothing had changed while I was away.

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