Saturday, August 15, 2009

Bad Ideas

In spite of the late summer heat, I think 9 out of 10 doctors would agree that carrying a "400 pound" air conditioner down the stairs by yourself is not a good idea.  Especially if you're drunk.

Likewise, I think 11 out of 10 people in the ER would agree that walking out of the trauma bay (C-collar still on, of course) on a quest to help yourself to the 13th ginger ale of your visit is also not a good idea.  Especially if your gown is open in the back, leaving your bum hanging out for all to see.

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