I Don't Believe It

Apparently, no connection exists between a full moon and ER visits, but that's only if you're willing to believe "science."

I for one intend to stubbornly cling to my anecdotal evidence and insist that the phase of the moon can directly influence the number of people who flock to the ER.

Now if I only had a way to explain the insanity that occurs every other night of the month...