Drop the Hemostat and Nobody Gets Hurt

Only in the ER.  According to this article, an ER nurse reported a Michigan man to the police for allegedly stealing a hemostat that he claimed to be borrowing to trim his nose hair.  When the police arrived, they discovered that this wasn't the miscreant's first brush with the law; he was picked up for an outstanding warrant.

Reminds me of the time when a dude try to steal our bolt cutters from the trauma bay.  Except he didn't want to use them on his nose hair.  And we just made him put them back.  And apologize.