Random Hallway Pt: "Excuse me, I lost $30 in that room behind you when I was seen here last month."
Me: "I'm pretty sure it's gone by now, Ma'am."
Random Hallway Pt: "Can you call my doctor or social work or somebody and have them reimburse me?"
Me: [Blank stare]
Come to think of it, I lost about $160,000 of med school tuition money in room 6 two weeks ago. I wonder if social work can cut a check to pay me back?