If only there was a category for triage notes:
"This is Jose Cuervo's 389th visit to this Emergency Department in the past 4 years, and his 3rd in the last 24 hours. +Slurred speech and unsteady gate, FS normal, BAC .390. He has no complaint and breath smells of Listerine."
Birds may fly south for the winter, but the chronic EtOHers simply flock to the ER.