MD: "Can you find me a [what I heard as] SANtimeter measure?"
SS: "I'm sorry, I don't know what that is."
MD: [looking at me like I'm dumber than dirt] "A SANtimeter measure."
SS: [scratching head] "SANtimeter... SANti... CENTimeter? A centimeter measure? You want a measuring tape?"
MD: rolling eyes "Yes."
Next time she wants something, I think we'll have better luck playing Charades.