Thank You For Choosing the Big City ED

Arrived in the ED before the start of my shift last night, and before I had even taken off my gloves, let alone punched in, I received my first F@$% YOU of the night from the charming gentlemen sporting 4-point restraints and the striking scent of eau de stale urine.

Thirty seconds or less from arrival? I'd say that's a new record for me!