Sunday, January 24, 2010

Nursing Home Fail

[Serene older lady arrives in the triage bay, sitting comfortably in an ambulance stretcher holding a roll of toilet paper.]

EMT: This young lady is here for an uncontrollable nose bleed.

RN: I don't see any blood.

EMT: You can't see the large clots she's passing? The endless stream of blood? That's why the nursing home called 911.

Pt: I noticed a spot of blood on the toilet paper when I blew my nose.

RN: Is that Charmin?

1 comment:

MLee said...

You brought so many nursing home stupid transports back to mind!!!LMAO