Fluid Balance

Took advantage of a brief lull in the action last night to run down the street and grab some coffee.  On my way out the waiting room doors, I passed by one of our recently discharged patients staggering down the sidewalk, clutching his plastic belongings bag.  He had only advanced a few feet by the time I returned, and as I sipped my caffeine before heading back in, I had the treat of watching him relieve himself all over the wall of the hospital.  Just another satisfied customer I guess.