Call Me Dr. Doogie

"Are you old enough to work here?"

"Have you graduated high school?"

"You look like you're 13."

My apparently youthful experience, while probably something to appreciate later in life, has led to a certain amount of frustration working in the ED.  Yes I'm old enough to work and I have in fact graduated high school.

And I'm at least 14, thank you very much.

Now I can empathize with what poor Doogie Howser must have gone through...