Tighty Whities

After chuckling at KeepBreathing's post about his tough guy patient sporting lacy leopard print knickers, I headed to work last night. While striping the sheets off an empty stretcher, I found a plastic shopping bag buried under the blankets. I opened the bag to discover a brand new, still sealed 4 pack of underwear that the patient had left behind. Maybe they were a gift for KB's dude?