Second Shift: Stories from the ER and Med School
Sunday, May 2, 2010
Best Line of the Night
Intoxicated patient: "Wait, what time is it!?"
SS: "Almost 9 o'clock sir."
Pt: "Morning or night?"
Pt: "Shit... I hate it when this happens. I haven't accomplished anything today!"
What was he planning on, balancing his checkbook?
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