I mean, what better way is there to celebrate sunshine and warm breezes than by drunkenly pushing your baby daddy down the stairs, or seizing while riding your bike and falling on your head, or getting tazed by the cops while fleeing a robbery, or foolishly assaulting a bigger dude with his even bigger friends nearby, or sticking your fingers in the lawnmower?
My new idea for a public health intervention? Stick everyone in air conditioned rooms and just let them cool off.
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