Thursday, February 5, 2009

Doctor Robert

If you're a drug addict with a long and documented history of cocaine overdose and narcotic-seeking behavior, I suggest you schedule your visit when Doctor Robert is working.  As the Beatles said, if you're down he'll pick you up - especially if you demand IV dilaudid for your "chest pain" while threatening to leave.  Most of our other MDs will gladly show you the door, but Doctor Robert?  Well, well, well he'll make you.

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