Checked the board at the beginning of my shift last night to take stock of my patients:
CP, AP, SOB, AP+, restless legs, stroke, minor MVC.
(translations: chest pain, abdominal pain, shortness of breath, abd pain - pregnant).
Now restless leg syndrome is a legit condition, but seeing up on the board along surrounded by those other complaints definitely gave me a chuckle. With four exams spaced out over the next week, I'm hoping that all the right answers stand out just as clearly.