Somebody must have put crazy pills in the drinking water last night:
Pt: "I need to call my daughter, can you get me a phone?"
Me: "Sure, is it a local call?"
Pt: "No, long distance."
Me: "Okay, I need to get a code from the secretary if it's not area code 555."
Pt: "No, it's 555."
Me: "So it's local."
Pt: "No, long distance."
Me: [Sigh]
Dude Wearing Designer Sunglasses Despite Being Inside on a Cloudy Day: "These alarms are driving me crazy, turn them off or I'm leaving!"
Me: "Sir, if you stop moving around and pulling the leads off, the monitor won't beep."
DWDSDBIOACD: "I can't stop moving until the alarms stop!"
Sick Drunk Guy: "Get me some water!"
Me: "Sir, you can't have anything by mouth."
Sick Drunk Guy: "How 'bout Johnny Walker?"
2 comments:
Blog fodder. That's what I think when I interact with dumb people. It helps me cope. LOL!
I had the same thought as I was dealing with these people... you're going to make a wonderful blog post!
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