And The Challenger...

It's common parlance in the ER to succinctly summarize the mechanism of injury like you're advertising a prize fight; Car vs. Truck, Drunk vs. Stairs, Big Dude vs. Bigger Dude.  Last night, despite a valiant effort on behalf of the underdog, a scrappy contender from the driveway down the street, I had to step in and declare a winner in the much-anticipated Man vs. Snowblower showdown.  I'll let you guess who won the prize of two severed fingers.