Me: "We're not trying to kill you Ma'am"
Pt: "Oh yes you is. Nobody brought me dinner. I haven't eaten in two days. Bring me a steak before I starve to death."
[Grab a turkey sandwich box lunch]
Pt: "Don't bring me that juice shit. That shit's nasty. I don't like that juice. I want the ginger ale. Cheap bastards used to have the good ginger ale, but now it's that cheap shit but hell I'll drink it. Bring me a pillow too I gots pain in my coccyx."