Me: What's going on tonight, Jim?
[Good evening, sir, are you checking in?]
JB: I gah dis pain in mah knee.
[Yes, I'd like a room please.]
Me: How long has that been going on?
[How long were you planning to stay with us?]
JB: 'Bout 10 years.
[About 10 years.]
[Very good sir.]
JB: Shit man, it's cold outside.
[Yes, I've frequented this establishment before and found it to my liking.]
Me: Alright, I'll get you a blanket and a box lunch while you sleep it off.
[We'll make sure all the usual amenities are in order]
JB: I godda be somwhere in dah morning.
[I have an important business meeting tomorrow morning.]
Me: I'll make sure our concierge places a wake-up call promptly at 7am.