Black Cloud

Trauma gods, I know not how I offended thee, but I humbly ask for a respite from the raging storm of MVCs, assaults, falling off docks and hitting heads on boats, ATV accidents, (surprise!) no-helmet motorcyclist crashes, stabbings, jumping out of windows and landing on concrete instead of pools, and GSWs that rains upon the Big City ED only on nights when I am assigned to work the trauma bay; I'm wet enough from the sweat of wearing those plastic trauma gowns all weekend.  Seriously, you know it's bad when I show up to work and everyone groans that we're going to get slammed for the next 12 hours!