Wait for It

As we were getting slammed with trauma all weekend (leave it to the nice weather to bring out the violent assaults), EMS radioed in with the following patch:

"Big City ED, we're approximately three minutes out with a 27 year old male, multiple gunshot wounds to the chest.."

"Great," I muttered as I turned to prep the trauma room for yet another GSW.

"...from a BB gun.  One of them may have broken skin."

Very funny guys.