Saturday, April 25, 2009

Second Opinion

No abdominal pain, no cramping, no bleeding, no difficulty urinating.  Completely normal labs in the computer from a clinic visit the day before.  Vital signs stable.  Patient presents to triage at 0130:

CC: "I had an ultrasound yesterday at my OB/GYN and the doctor said my baby was a boy.  I want a second opinion."

1 comment:

EE said...

Just, put the kid up for adoption, lady, it'd be in his best interest. Freaking people.